Schmonz's Theorem
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Yareev's schmonz.comikiwikiWed, 09 Sep 2015 22:33:22 -0400comment 1https://schmonz.com/2007/05/14/schmonzs-theorem/comment_1_d47c2facf6a76759451445b1b5217e1e/
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deweyTue, 15 May 2007 12:29:00 -04002015-01-23T05:37:24Z<a href="http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/tag/cheezburger" rel="nofollow">I can has cheezburger?</a>
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schmonzTue, 15 May 2007 14:53:00 -04002015-01-23T03:29:11ZWith such a happy coincidence, one can only conclude that the world is ready for Schmonz’s Theorem.
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tormpTue, 15 May 2007 16:18:00 -04002015-01-23T03:29:11Zan important corollary to schmonz’s theorem: two things which are not <i>different</i>, are the <i>same</i>.<br /><br /><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/18/were-backand-hungry/" rel="nofollow">this</a> is my favorite.
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tormpThu, 17 May 2007 08:46:00 -04002015-01-23T05:37:24Zmore on <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/professor-sees-parallels-between-things-other-thin,5692/" rel="nofollow">things and their similarities</a>
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schmonzTue, 29 May 2007 23:27:00 -04002015-01-23T03:29:11ZA couple more cases of Schmonz’s Theorem in the wild:<br /><br />* <a href="http://thinkexist.com/quotation/everything-is-worth-precisely-as-much-as-a-belch/536312.html" rel="nofollow">Ingmar Bergman</a> (found by truist)<br />* <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010297.html" rel="nofollow">Overheard dudes</a>
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schmonzFri, 08 Jun 2007 21:27:00 -04002015-01-23T03:29:11ZI have been made aware of Proposition 2.0233 of Wittgenstein’s Tractatus: “Two objects of the same logical form are only differentiated from one another in that they are different.” (Blockquoted halfway down <a href="http://www.teachtext.net/semiotiek/theorie/Eobjandcon/eobjcontrmain.html" rel="nofollow">this page</a>.)
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schmonzThu, 24 Jan 2008 19:47:00 -05002015-01-23T05:37:24Z”Van Sant’s perversely faithful remake of <i>Psycho</i> engages in a much less elegant, playful form of cinematic grave robbery. Van Sant famously vowed to make a shot-by-shot remake of <i>Psycho</i> that would be <i>exactly</i> like the original, except, of course, for the parts that would of course be different. It would be entirely the same, only not the same.”<br /><br /><a href="http://www.avclub.com/article/my-year-of-flops-case-file-103-ipsychoi-1998-10024" rel="nofollow">A.V. Club review</a>
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schmonzSat, 09 Feb 2008 19:01:00 -05002015-01-23T03:29:11Z<i>Professor:</i> All the students in the classroom are all the same — no one moves out of their little box.<br /><i>Blonde:</i> Everyone is the same unless they are different, except that they are the same.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013496.html" rel="nofollow">Overheard at NYU</a>
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schmonzSun, 23 Jan 2011 01:36:29 -05002015-01-23T03:29:11Zmore on <a href="http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/prince-fielder-explains-complexities-of-salary-arb,18897/" rel="nofollow">proof by cheeseburger</a>
Schmonz's Second Theoremhttps://schmonz.com/2007/05/14/schmonzs-theorem/comment_10_8a3c2b4e85113b637539c063fcb4a4f3/
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@GHogChiWed, 09 Sep 2015 22:33:21 -04002015-09-10T02:33:22ZSchmonz’s Second Theorem is exactly like Schmonz’s First Theorem excepting those aspects in which it is different.