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[?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

A hamd reaching out of the water seeking help (labeled: me, overwhelmed with the amount of work I need to do) A mechanical hand with a thumbs up gesture reaches in from the side of the frame (labeled: the AI coding assistant my company forced on me that just makes my work take longer as I watch it produce terrible results)

Alt...A hamd reaching out of the water seeking help (labeled: me, overwhelmed with the amount of work I need to do) A mechanical hand with a thumbs up gesture reaches in from the side of the frame (labeled: the AI coding assistant my company forced on me that just makes my work take longer as I watch it produce terrible results)

    Stefan Roock boosted

    [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
    @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

    AI picture of a dog standing on the side of a wall Caption: QA: Why is the dog on the wall? Dev: It was in the acceptance criteria QA: Does that make any sense to you? Dev: It was in the acceptance criteria

    Alt...AI picture of a dog standing on the side of a wall Caption: QA: Why is the dog on the wall? Dev: It was in the acceptance criteria QA: Does that make any sense to you? Dev: It was in the acceptance criteria

      Stefano Marinelli boosted

      [?]Eva Winterschön »
      @winterschon@mastodon.bsd.cafe

      🎁 Dev Box DPU Upgrade 🎁

      More ZFS PoC for vGPU + DOCA blah blah NVMe-oF offloads

      Left–to–Right (lotta slots)
      - Broadcom CNA 2x10G
      - Optane P3608 2x 2TB NVMe AIC
      - Nvidia T10 16GB GPU (w/ 90mm blower)
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      - Nvidia T10 16GB GPU (w/ 90mm blower)
      - Nvidia Bluefield2 DPU 16GB RAM, 2x 25G
      - Optane 4x 512GB NVDIMM
      - Samsung 4x 32GB ECC Volatile
      - Intel Xeon 8370C (Azure) 32C/64T 270W

      Chassis cooled by 2x 180mm, 1x 140mm, 1x 120mm. Idles very comfortably below 40dB, wind-tunnel at full rpm is more like whoooooshing than the usual 28K-RPM 40mm axial fan screamers people expect from enterprise hardware. Choose wisely.

        [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
        @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

        Top pane shows Smithers from the Simpsons in silhouette labeled "Critical note on the retro board" Bottom pane shows Smithers revealed by a light. He is labeled "Your handwriting is recognized"

        Alt...Top pane shows Smithers from the Simpsons in silhouette labeled "Critical note on the retro board" Bottom pane shows Smithers revealed by a light. He is labeled "Your handwriting is recognized"

          Bill Seitz boosted

          [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
          @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

          Illustration of 4 romanesque figures caning a 5th. Caption: 4 out of 5 developers enjoy code reviews

          Alt...Illustration of 4 romanesque figures caning a 5th. Caption: 4 out of 5 developers enjoy code reviews

            [?]𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕 »
            @kubikpixel@chaos.social

            🧵 …that annoys me and yes this can affect any programming language. That means looking at what you use for what.

            »40 npm Packages Compromised in Supply Chain Attack Using bundle.js to Steal Credentials:
            Cybersecurity researchers have flagged a fresh software supply chain attack targeting the npm registry that has affected more than 40 packages that belong to multiple maintainers.«

            😠 thehackernews.com/2025/09/40-n

              [?]𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕 »
              @kubikpixel@chaos.social

              🧵 …nun noch auf Deutsch (oben englisch) zum JavaScript NPM Hack und wie dies einiges an Web-Software betrifft.

              »Neuer NPM-Großangriff — Selbst-vermehrende Malware infiziert Dutzende Pakete:
              Womöglich stecken hinter der Attacke dieselben Angreifer wie beim letzten Mal. Ihr Schadcode trägt den Namen eines prominenten Science-Fiction-Monsters in sich.«

              😠 heise.de/news/Neuer-NPM-Grossa

                Jeff Grigg boosted

                [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                Picture of a Bobcat earth mover (labeled Newly hired vibe coder) stuck in deep mud (labeled legacy system)

                Alt...Picture of a Bobcat earth mover (labeled Newly hired vibe coder) stuck in deep mud (labeled legacy system)

                  Reinald Kirchner boosted

                  [?]Thomas - NBA »
                  @nobsagile@mastodon.social

                  Ich habe das starke Gefühl, zumindest für den "Dev" und "Agil" Bereich, dass wir mit (aka LLM) an dem Punkt angekommen sind, wo die Blase kurz vorm Platzen ist. Es ist ein Tool für die dummen Aufgaben. Nicht mehr und nicht weniger. Sehr viele versuchen mehr drin zu sehen. Wenn die feststellen, dass mehr nicht geht, platzt die Blase.

                  Blase: AI ersetzt Devs, POs, Scrum Master, etc. AI wird agiles Arbeiten oder Software entwickeln komplett umkrempeln.

                  Das wird nicht passieren.

                    Holger boosted

                    [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                    @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                    Cartoon of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are riding next to another unmarked horseman who is looking at their phone. Death turns to him and asks "And you are...?" The 5th rider responds "Return to office"

                    Alt...Cartoon of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are riding next to another unmarked horseman who is looking at their phone. Death turns to him and asks "And you are...?" The 5th rider responds "Return to office"

                      Markus Decke boosted

                      [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                      @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                      Skeletor sitting on a couch, holding a glass of wine, wrapped in a blanket. Caption: Me at night ignoring calls and texts from work because leadership made it clear that we are not allowed to work from home

                      Alt...Skeletor sitting on a couch, holding a glass of wine, wrapped in a blanket. Caption: Me at night ignoring calls and texts from work because leadership made it clear that we are not allowed to work from home

                        Sam Cranford boosted

                        [?]Aral Balkan »
                        @aral@mastodon.ar.al

                        The new integrated Markdown parser I’ve been implementing in Kitten has been kicking my ass for the past few weeks but I think I finally have it fully working and seamlessly so. Expect a new release this/next week that brings the parsing of Markdown pages (.page.md files) in your apps up to the standard of the recently-improved runtime Markdown parsing in Kitten HTML tagged-template strings (within `<markdown>…</markdown>` blocks).

                        The coolest thing is I was able to implement this without introducing any new syntax. In fact, I was able to simplify things so that you can now add arbitrary JavaScript to your Markdown pages within a multi-line script block in the YAML front matter (`script: |`) and use JavaScript string interpolation syntax in your Markdown (and, of course, Kitten components and conditionals, which, themselves, rely on string interpolation).

                        The only place where you have to deviate from standard Markdown in your Markdown pages is if you have JavaScript string interpolations or Kitten components/conditionals in code fences within your Markdown. In that case, you’ll have to escape them (e.g., `<\${Component} />`, `\<if \${something}>something\</if>`, etc.). And, to be fair, the person most impacted by this is likely me as the Kitten documentation at kitten.small-web.org is written in Kitten so I had a lot of escaping to do. But for any other use case, it means that things should just work and work exactly as they do in JavaScript pages (page.js files).

                        Anyway, so this is going to be a breaking change so I thought I’d give you (the three of you playing with Kitten right now?) a heads up. Of course, I’ll be updating the documentation to reflect all this.

                        (Remember, Kitten is in pre-release and it’s the framework I’m building/using to create Catalyst – the Small Web hosting solution – and Yarn – a small web – peer to peer – personal site app. So Kitten isn’t the means, not the end. And, at least until the Version 1 API freeze, things can and will break. That said, there’s nothing stopping you from playing with it now and, to be fair, at this point, such breaking changes should become rarer and rarer).

                        :kitten:💕

                          Eberhard Wolff boosted

                          [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                          @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                          Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

                          Alt...Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

                            Jeff Grigg boosted

                            [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                            @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                            Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

                            Alt...Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

                              David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) boosted

                              [?]Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm: »
                              @markwyner@mas.to

                              GitLab CFO, Brian Robins, says they are “aligned with the goals of DOGE, because the company’s software tools aim to help people do more with less. What the Department of Government Efficiency is trying to do is what GitLab does.”

                              archive.is/okSlz

                              You either support fascism or you don’t. It’s binary. There’s no gray area or “aligning.”

                              Considering GitLab? Don’t. Use @Codeberg.

                              (Hat tip @aphyr)

                                Stephan boosted

                                [?]Aral Balkan »
                                @aral@mastodon.ar.al

                                GitHub CEO: Embrace AI or get out.

                                businessinsider.com/github-ceo

                                PS. Here’s where to go: @Codeberg

                                codeberg.org

                                (As an additional bonus, you’ll have the peace of mind of knowing you’re part of an anti-fascist not-for-profit cooperative instead of a trillion-dollar US corporation that’s helping Israel commit genocide.)

                                  Toby boosted

                                  [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                                  @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                                  Man and woman a grocery store. The man is showing two similarly sized packages of meat to the woman. Caption: Showing the new hire the team's difference between a 2 point story and a 3 point story

                                  Alt...Man and woman a grocery store. The man is showing two similarly sized packages of meat to the woman. Caption: Showing the new hire the team's difference between a 2 point story and a 3 point story

                                    Jeff Grigg boosted

                                    [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                                    @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                                    Art that looks like a Victorian age couple talking in a garden He says: What did you do yesterday? What do you plan to do today? Any blockers? She replies: I really don't understand what this "stand up" thing is. My blocker is that you're in my way.

                                    Alt...Art that looks like a Victorian age couple talking in a garden He says: What did you do yesterday? What do you plan to do today? Any blockers? She replies: I really don't understand what this "stand up" thing is. My blocker is that you're in my way.

                                      Bill Seitz boosted

                                      [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                                      @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                                      Illustration of two men talking next to a hot water heater. Caption: Salesman: *Slaps water heater* "With this baby you can stand in the shower for 45 minutes contemplating your code issues and career choice in general"

                                      Alt...Illustration of two men talking next to a hot water heater. Caption: Salesman: *Slaps water heater* "With this baby you can stand in the shower for 45 minutes contemplating your code issues and career choice in general"

                                        [?]p4bl0p3rn0t »
                                        @pablopernot@toot.portes-imaginaire.org

                                        Un copain cherche ou agence (idéalement sur ) me dire et je vais suivre. merci.

                                          #refactoring boosted

                                          [?]Antoine - Software therapist »
                                          @avernois@piaille.fr

                                          Summer is often quieter in dev teams : it's a good time to work on big refactoring and code cleanup.
                                          If you'd like/want/need a hand/some advice, I'm available :)

                                          piaille.fr/@avernois/113859868

                                            #refactoring boosted

                                            [?]Antoine - Software therapist »
                                            @avernois@piaille.fr

                                            L'été, c'est souvent plus calme dans les équipes de dev : c'est le bon moment pour faire des gros refactoring et du nettoyage.

                                            Si vous avez envie/besoin d'un coup de main/de conseils/d'être guider, je suis dispo \o/

                                            piaille.fr/@avernois/113787545

                                              #refactoring boosted

                                              [?]Antoine - Software therapist »
                                              @avernois@piaille.fr

                                              Je suis un développeur logiciel expérimenté (20+ :) indépendant, mentor et coach,.
                                              Si vous cherchez un coup de main pour dompter une base de code sauvage, préparer une grosse évolution ou plus généralement développer un logiciel maintenable, je peux sûrement vous aider:)

                                              J'interviens principalement de deux façons:
                                              * intégré à l'équipe, je fais le taf avec vous en pair programming
                                              * et/ou en accompagnement, je vous guide dans vos réflexions et l'implémentation (qq heures/semaine)

                                              * tous langages/technos/environnements
                                              * remote only ou Ambert
                                              * déplacement ponctuel ok
                                              * freelance

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