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Holger boosted

[?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
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Cartoon of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are riding next to another unmarked horseman who is looking at their phone. Death turns to him and asks "And you are...?" The 5th rider responds "Return to office"

Alt...Cartoon of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are riding next to another unmarked horseman who is looking at their phone. Death turns to him and asks "And you are...?" The 5th rider responds "Return to office"

    Markus Decke boosted

    [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
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    Skeletor sitting on a couch, holding a glass of wine, wrapped in a blanket. Caption: Me at night ignoring calls and texts from work because leadership made it clear that we are not allowed to work from home

    Alt...Skeletor sitting on a couch, holding a glass of wine, wrapped in a blanket. Caption: Me at night ignoring calls and texts from work because leadership made it clear that we are not allowed to work from home

      Sam Cranford boosted

      [?]Aral Balkan »
      @aral@mastodon.ar.al

      The new integrated Markdown parser I’ve been implementing in Kitten has been kicking my ass for the past few weeks but I think I finally have it fully working and seamlessly so. Expect a new release this/next week that brings the parsing of Markdown pages (.page.md files) in your apps up to the standard of the recently-improved runtime Markdown parsing in Kitten HTML tagged-template strings (within `<markdown>…</markdown>` blocks).

      The coolest thing is I was able to implement this without introducing any new syntax. In fact, I was able to simplify things so that you can now add arbitrary JavaScript to your Markdown pages within a multi-line script block in the YAML front matter (`script: |`) and use JavaScript string interpolation syntax in your Markdown (and, of course, Kitten components and conditionals, which, themselves, rely on string interpolation).

      The only place where you have to deviate from standard Markdown in your Markdown pages is if you have JavaScript string interpolations or Kitten components/conditionals in code fences within your Markdown. In that case, you’ll have to escape them (e.g., `<\${Component} />`, `\<if \${something}>something\</if>`, etc.). And, to be fair, the person most impacted by this is likely me as the Kitten documentation at kitten.small-web.org is written in Kitten so I had a lot of escaping to do. But for any other use case, it means that things should just work and work exactly as they do in JavaScript pages (page.js files).

      Anyway, so this is going to be a breaking change so I thought I’d give you (the three of you playing with Kitten right now?) a heads up. Of course, I’ll be updating the documentation to reflect all this.

      (Remember, Kitten is in pre-release and it’s the framework I’m building/using to create Catalyst – the Small Web hosting solution – and Yarn – a small web – peer to peer – personal site app. So Kitten isn’t the means, not the end. And, at least until the Version 1 API freeze, things can and will break. That said, there’s nothing stopping you from playing with it now and, to be fair, at this point, such breaking changes should become rarer and rarer).

      :kitten:💕

        Eberhard Wolff boosted

        [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
        @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

        Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

        Alt...Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

          Jeff Grigg boosted

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          Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

          Alt...Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

            David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) boosted

            [?]Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm: »
            @markwyner@mas.to

            GitLab CFO, Brian Robins, says they are “aligned with the goals of DOGE, because the company’s software tools aim to help people do more with less. What the Department of Government Efficiency is trying to do is what GitLab does.”

            archive.is/okSlz

            You either support fascism or you don’t. It’s binary. There’s no gray area or “aligning.”

            Considering GitLab? Don’t. Use @Codeberg.

            (Hat tip @aphyr)

              Stephan boosted

              [?]Aral Balkan »
              @aral@mastodon.ar.al

              GitHub CEO: Embrace AI or get out.

              businessinsider.com/github-ceo

              PS. Here’s where to go: @Codeberg

              codeberg.org

              (As an additional bonus, you’ll have the peace of mind of knowing you’re part of an anti-fascist not-for-profit cooperative instead of a trillion-dollar US corporation that’s helping Israel commit genocide.)

                Toby boosted

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                Man and woman a grocery store. The man is showing two similarly sized packages of meat to the woman. Caption: Showing the new hire the team's difference between a 2 point story and a 3 point story

                Alt...Man and woman a grocery store. The man is showing two similarly sized packages of meat to the woman. Caption: Showing the new hire the team's difference between a 2 point story and a 3 point story

                  Jeff Grigg boosted

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                  Art that looks like a Victorian age couple talking in a garden He says: What did you do yesterday? What do you plan to do today? Any blockers? She replies: I really don't understand what this "stand up" thing is. My blocker is that you're in my way.

                  Alt...Art that looks like a Victorian age couple talking in a garden He says: What did you do yesterday? What do you plan to do today? Any blockers? She replies: I really don't understand what this "stand up" thing is. My blocker is that you're in my way.

                    Bill Seitz boosted

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                    Illustration of two men talking next to a hot water heater. Caption: Salesman: *Slaps water heater* "With this baby you can stand in the shower for 45 minutes contemplating your code issues and career choice in general"

                    Alt...Illustration of two men talking next to a hot water heater. Caption: Salesman: *Slaps water heater* "With this baby you can stand in the shower for 45 minutes contemplating your code issues and career choice in general"

                      [?]p4bl0p3rn0t »
                      @pablopernot@toot.portes-imaginaire.org

                      Un copain cherche ou agence (idéalement sur ) me dire et je vais suivre. merci.

                        [?]Tailscale »
                        @tailscale@hachyderm.io

                        Tailscale Funnel = share local services with the world, on your terms. 🌍👨‍💻 Working on a web app on your laptop and want to show a friend? Instead of deploying, just enable Funnel and give them a URL. Secure, no config nightmares.
                        tailscale.com/kb/1223/funnel

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                          [?]𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕 »
                          @kubikpixel@chaos.social

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                            [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                            @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                            The painting depicted is "In Gedanken (In Thoughts)" by Félix Armand Heullant. Caption: You're just trying to enjoy your evening when a solution to your code problem hits you

                            Alt...The painting depicted is "In Gedanken (In Thoughts)" by Félix Armand Heullant. Caption: You're just trying to enjoy your evening when a solution to your code problem hits you

                              Ron Jeffries boosted

                              [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
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                              Trolly train straddling two tracks. Caption: The team with two product owners is right on track with their work

                              Alt...Trolly train straddling two tracks. Caption: The team with two product owners is right on track with their work

                                [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
                                @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                                Picture of an IBM 3180 terminal. Caption: A dev recently told me he couldn't be productive without four monitors. Made me remember how I managed just fine with one of these.

                                Alt...Picture of an IBM 3180 terminal. Caption: A dev recently told me he couldn't be productive without four monitors. Made me remember how I managed just fine with one of these.

                                  [?]Patrick Drechsler »
                                  @drechsler@floss.social

                                  many people have asked me which tool I use for presenting technical talks:

                                  sli.dev

                                  on steroids

                                    Jeff Grigg boosted

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                                    Caption: The sprint cycle is like a merry-go-round My sprint cycle: (Photo of a merry-go-round engulfed in flames.)

                                    Alt... Caption: The sprint cycle is like a merry-go-round My sprint cycle: (Photo of a merry-go-round engulfed in flames.)

                                      Stefano Marinelli boosted

                                      [?]gyptazy »
                                      @gyptazy@mastodon.gyptazy.com

                                      - Deploying in with cloud image (proxmox-8.4-cloud-gyptazy.img)
                                      - Creating and joining clusters by (with proxmox_cluster module which I created recently)
                                      - Running my tests

                                        Claudius Link boosted

                                        [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor »
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                                        Those yachts don't buy themselves!

                                        First pane: Three cats labeled "executives" facing away from us. The first one says "We need to buy more yachts, somebody needs to work harder, but I don't want to" The second cat says "Me neither" The third cat says "Nor I" Second pane: All three cats turn to look at you.

                                        Alt...First pane: Three cats labeled "executives" facing away from us. The first one says "We need to buy more yachts, somebody needs to work harder, but I don't want to" The second cat says "Me neither" The third cat says "Nor I" Second pane: All three cats turn to look at you.

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