Last day of the first week of classes. Bored during lecture, my friend Rima and I completed the CWRU Observer crossword puzzle, after which I wrote a small Perl program to select a random insult a user-inputted number of times. It's great having a Unix laptop around during computer courses.

Phi Kap outing to Quaker Steak & Lube, home of some fantastic wings. One guy ate 13 Atomic wings (you have to sign a release form to eat them!). He said strange things the rest of the night. Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer waxes his gullet in order to eat the super hot pepper, then has a ridiculously strange dream? Strikingly similar.