Harvard admissions officer: “I received your fax this morning, and have had a chance to look it over. Seeing as most of the credit you received at your previous college was for AP exams, and since that would be unlikely to transfer here, you should apply to the college as a freshman and complete the admissions process in that pool. The deadline for Early Action is Friday, November 1, or you may wait to submit an application by the January 1 Regular Action deadline. Thank you for your interest.”

And there was much rejoicing…