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I'd like to thank the Academy — the Academy Tavern, that is, where I go when I want to walk down the street and have some uncommonly good food. Also Angelo and Maria of Michael's Diner, who have probably served half my breakfasts over the past two years. Of course, I also owe a debt of gratitude to my parents, who kept feeding me despite the efficiency with which I converted calories into teenage angst. And finally, I'd like to thank everyone else who, over the years, has provided me with comestibles and libations. I wouldn't be here without all of you. Thank you.