Elephant jokes

Q. Why do elephants wear springs on the bottoms of their feet?
A. So they can jump up in the trees and rape the monkeys.

Q. Why should you never go into the jungle between 3 and 4 pm?
A. That's when the elephants are jumping out of the trees.

Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails different colors?
A. So they can hide upside-down in a bag of M&Ms.

Q. Ever seen an elephant hiding in a bag of M&Ms?
A. See? It works!

Q. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. Footprints in the butter.

Q. How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. Two sets of footprints.

Q. How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't get the door closed.

Q. What sound do monkeys hate the most?
A. Boing! Boing! Boing!

Q. How do you get four elephants into a VW Beetle?
A. Two in the front seat and two in the back.

Q. Why are pygmies so short?
A. Because they went into the jungle between 3 and 4 pm.

Q. How can you tell if a monkey has been raped by an elephant?
A. She's pregnant for the next two years.

Q. How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a VW Beetle parked next to it.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.