James: What does it look like when it fails under NetBSD? FreeBSD?

For Peter (and others with a masochist bent), with names and hosts changed to protect the innocent:

*** info Sign-on: guy1 (guy1@host.bitmines.tld) entered group
guy2: what kind of bits are you mining?
me: hey, mine your own bitness!
guy2: hm. and what do you with all the interbitwaste?
me: guy2, maybe he doesn't like being quarried