Amitai Schleier

@schmonz@schmonz.com

Force multiplier.
Outcome improver.
Decision sharer.
Developer, leader, coach.
https://agilein3minut.es podcaster.
Musician.
Bad poet (award-winning).
JoinedApr 05, 2017 (@octodon.social)
SelfHostedMar 30, 2025
Pronounshe/they
Podcasthttps://agilein3minut.es
Consultancyhttps://latentagility.com
Morehttps://schmonz.com
Keyoxideaspe:keyoxide.org:PAC6KHICU3QSHQZVPJCZFS7KIA
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[?]Amitai Schleier »
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Teammate on most recent team gave me this parting feedback: “I learned a ton, we got lots done, our team dynamics were awesome, and I’ve never felt this kind of team feeling before.”

If your business makes software, I might be good for your business.

https://schmonz.com/snac/schmonz/p/1750949585.435936

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@schmonz I vouch for Amitai! 👍

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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    How often does one developer know everything needed to solve a customer problem with code?

    On that rare occasion, how beneficial is it to the business for nobody else to have been involved?

    Here’s video of my #MobProgramming webinar with SmartBear: https://schmonz.com/2019/04/11/smartbear-mob-programming-explained/



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Toto, I've a feeling we're not not far from Kansas anymore.

    We were supposed to be, but today needing a plane from Chicago and a runway in Newark were two too many dependencies. Rescheduled for tomorrow's flight home. Switched Residences Inn. Went for a swim.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Gate agent: “The Chicago-KC flight that left the gate and had to return earlier due to bad weather conditions has left the gate again, so we remain optimistic.”

    Me: “Who you calling ‘we’, gate agent?”



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    A study in feet. (Legend: gray = small, black = large.)



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Thanks for all the terrific questions during my "#MobProgramming Explained" webinar! As soon as video and slides are available I'll share them here.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Been wondering about #MobProgramming? Couldn't make it to the conference in Boston?

    One hour from now, from the comfort of wherever you are: "Mob Programming Explained". Who can benefit? Under what conditions? What if you're not a programmer?

    Register: https://smartbear.com/resources/webinars/mob-programming/



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Got a challenging situation at work?

    Need someone to listen carefully, ask the right questions, and help you clarify your own path forward?

    Developer, executive, manager, or coach? I can help.

    Book an hour with me: https://latentagility.com

    #Agile #Scrum #TDD #XP #Dev #pmot



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @len hey thanks! It was. Now I gotta make another one.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    A genuine item on my board:



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Excited for Monday? Maybe not?

    I joined @mrsungo to talk about Personal Kanban, which I summarized as two rules and one intention. The intention: “See and master your own choices. You make a lot of them every day, and they add up.”

    The podcast: https://schmonz.com/talk/20190331-reluctant-agilist/ #pkflow



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    36 hours sous vide at 155F
    10 hours in the fridge absorbing rub and liquid smoke
    2 hours in the oven at 300F
    20 minutes tented

    Kenji’s brisket FTW: https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/08/sous-vide-barbecue-smoked-bbq-brisket-texas-recipe.html



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    I'll be at #deliverAgile2019 presenting "Strangle Your Legacy Code" with Markus Silpala! "One of the most effective sessions all conference" in its very first iteration, and this'll be the 10th or so. Don't miss it!

    More: https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-deliveragile/ #MobProgramming #LegacyCode #TDD #XP



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about pumpkin bread?



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Wondering about #MobProgramming — what for, how, when _not_ to — but can't get to Boston for https://mobprogrammingnewengland.com?

    Here's a way to start learning about it from wherever you are. Sign up for my "Mob Programming Explained" webinar: https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-smartbear/



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    NYC is glorious in springtime. Register for Big Apple #Scrum Day in May, including "Two Midwesterners Politely Invite You To Explore Coding" with @AgileFaye and me. We genuinely and unpretentiously like you! And are not in any hurry! https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-basd/ #BASD2019



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @CodingItWrong@mastodon.technology codewise, I couldn’t write new stuff but I could often manage to refactor



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    A certain 21-month-old’s construction project, shortly before the inevitable.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Emotions contain information. Lean, behavioral econ, and systems thinking are related. Combine them to build better habits.

    I relearned and resynthesized rather a lot in last week's Personal Kanban class: https://schmonz.com/2019/03/11/training-personal-kanban/



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Narrator: They didn’t.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @xenotrope at least one local and one remote attendee said they’d try installing my shit. Feels good mang



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Last month, given only 5 minutes, I explained how to run your own email server.

    Wednesday I’ll share the tale of some extraordinary open-source #LegacyCode — still valuable after 20 years! — and of how I’ve made it easy to install, live with, and extend.

    https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-nyc-march/



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    As a dog- and pun-loving programmer, I wish "Irish Setter" were a term of our art. Now accepting submissions. Bonus points for providing a compatible definition of "Irish Getter". (DQ, of course, for uncareful or unkind use of stereotypes.)



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Thanks, NYC, for mobbing on "Strangle Your Legacy Code"! The slides have our learnings, our code, and that Agile in 3 Minutes book coupon: https://schmonz.com/2019/02/21/ny-xpagile-strangle-your-legacy-code/

    (Pssst. You. Coupon works through tomorrow. Even if you couldn't come.)

    Can I help your org? https://latentagility.com



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @xenotrope Sweet! Thanks for the heads up. Am helplessly behind on podcasts. NYCBUG does video (stream and post). Maybe it'll be watchable.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Sometimes there’s a piano here. Not my lucky day.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@vaguery subscribe



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @joeyh nope nope nope

    (But maybe would be less wrong if said about some piece marked “leggiero”)



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    OH: That code's got deprecooties.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @jer_ delicious, no doubt. I appreciated my easy access to Roos while it lasted. In a few months I’ll have a great walkable coffeeshop again.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @jer_ correct. What’s today’s?



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Current status: build-testing the latest ikiwiki (https://ikiwiki.info) and its many dependencies on CentOS, Debian, Devuan, FreeBSD, Mac OS X, NetBSD, OpenBSD, Tribblix, Ubuntu, Void. #pkgsrc



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Hey New York, get ready for "Strangle Your Legacy Code", as seen on my #CodingTour! The exercise centers on #MobProgramming, #LegacyCode, and #TDD. RSVP for February's #XP & #Agile Meetup: https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-nyc-february/

    And limited availability for new clients: https://latentagility.com



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Slides for “Run Your Own Email Server!” from #DevOpsDaysNYC, including coupon for the @AgileIn3Minutes book: https://schmonz.com/2019/01/25/devopsdays-nyc-run-your-own-email-server

    (And thanks @dhh for the timely quote!)



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Next time you think

    “Let’s add a dependency on X.”

    try saying instead

    “Let’s agree that someday our application will break because of X.”

    What might change for you?

    #XP #DevOps #RiskManagement



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    When we’re responsible for production, it can be hard to find room to learn. That’s why I run my own email server. I own all the decisions, take more risks, and have learned lots. And so can you.

    NYC, this Thursday: https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-devopsdays/

    #DevOpsDays #DevOps #pkgsrc #qmail



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Bootstrapping #pkgsrc on #pinebook. Just playing around before installing #NetBSD.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Put on Hamelin playing Balakirev’s piano-only arrangement of the Romanza from Chopin No. 1. Taavi asked me to pick him up and dance. My new permanent corporeal form is: puddle.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @liw@social.nasqueron.org eek. What changed?



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Arrived in the mail from T’s grandparents. My first thought: “Since when do kids’ books talk about email protocols?” Might have my head a little too far up that problem space. #pop #smtp #neither



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Current flavor: Taavi, marching around the house, returning to the dining room followed by his 3- and 6-year old cousins with an enormous triumphant grin.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Not much time left! Register for #DevOpsDays NYC and hear why you easily could (and maybe should) run your own email server.

    https://t.co/TyAY9rTQET for details

    https://t.co/i3AlopHj4o for diversity tickets

    #DevOps #pkgsrc



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    New on latentagility.com: "Amitai has the gift of bridging technical skills with insights into people collaboration and systemic issues." https://latentagility.com/testimonial/thorsten

    Want some of this for your NY-metro org in Q1 or Q2? Get in touch.

    (Thanks @thbrunzendorf for your kind words)



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    I've shipped quite a few improvements for #qmail users in the 2018Q4 release of #pkgsrc, the practical cross-platform Unix package manager. In one sentence:

    It's probably easy for you to run qmail now.

    With more sentences and a demo: https://schmonz.com/2019/01/07/2018q4-qmail-updates-in-pkgsrc/

    #DevOps



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    I use a Mac, but don't particularly care for launchd. So I installed pkgtools/rc.d-boot and sysutils/daemontools-run from #pkgsrc and converted my custom launchd items from XML to tiny shell scripts. Nice.



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    @sehnsucht@bsd.network It probably works for unencrypted connections, but I found a pretty good bug in my STARTTLS implementation that has to get fixed before blacklistd(8) support can be useful in typical configs. Cool that you’re watching 🙂



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    [?]Amitai Schleier »
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    Join us at DevOpsDays NYC later this month! Early bird price expires today. I’ll tell you in 5 minutes how and why to run your own email server. Come tell me things, too. https://schmonz.com/talk/2019-devopsdays/ #devops #nyc #agile #xp



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